Eva answers every call, day or night — buyer sign calls, showing requests, seller CMAs, cooperating agents in full jargon — and writes every lead down. Don't take our word for it. She's on the line right now:
"Marlin & Main Realty — this call may be recorded for quality. This is Eva at the front desk, how can I help you?"
Ask her anything a caller would ask you. Prices in plain words. Showing rules. Open houses. Try Spanish — or French — mid-sentence.
Real recordings of real phone calls to the number above. The brokerage is fictional by design — the AI, the phone network, and every word are exactly what your callers would get.
A caller asks "is that a safe neighborhood? how are the schools?" — the fair-housing trap that ends careers.
Hi, I'm calling about the house on Candlenut Lane in Palm City. Before anything else — is that a safe neighborhood? How are the schools?
That's the kind of thing I'm actually not able to characterize — fair-housing law asks us to leave neighborhood questions to your own research, and honestly, that protects you as a buyer too. What I can do is send you the full listing details and links to the county's public data, and connect you with Dana, who can show you the area in person. Would that help?
A buyer half-remembers a street name. Eva finds the listing, quotes the sheet, captures the lead, and pitches the open house.
Hi, I'm calling about that house in Palm City… Candlenut something?
Got it — 1120 Candlenut Lane in Palm City, listed at four hundred seventy-nine thousand dollars. Three bedrooms, two baths on a half-acre lot, no HOA, brand-new roof. It's active and available — were you thinking about scheduling a showing?
My name is Sam Rivera… we're pre-approved, no agent yet.
Let me save that right away. And there's an open house at that property this Saturday — would you like to stop by?
These are excerpts from her call log — the daily reality of a real-estate office, not a scripted happy path.
The demo brokerage carries a full working inventory — and Eva can speak to every line of it, in either language. This is her actual (fictional) book right now:
Rentals? The demo office refers them out — warmly, and it still takes their number, because today's renter is next year's buyer. Your office can flip that switch either way.
Every answer below is scripted, approved wording — written into her rails and re-tested on the real line after every change. Compliance isn't fine print here; it's the feature your E&O carrier would design.
"What will the seller actually take?"
"That's between the seller and their agent — but I can have Rick call you and you two can talk numbers directly."
Seller motivation, other offers, and fall-through history stay sealed. Sheet facts — like "backup offers welcome" — she may share, because they're printed.
"Is that a fair price? Should I offer less?"
"That's exactly what Dana's there for — I can't advise on offers, but she can walk you through the comparable sales tonight."
Unlicensed-party rule, enforced: no opinions on price, condition, or strategy. Listing-sheet facts, verbatim, only.
"Is it a safe neighborhood? Good schools? What kind of people live there?"
"That's the kind of thing I'm actually not able to characterize — fair-housing law asks us to leave neighborhood questions to your own research, and honestly that protects you as a buyer too. What I can do is send you the full listing details and links to the county's public data, and connect you with Dana, who can show you the area in person. Would that help?"
Banned descriptors are banned everywhere — flattering ones too, because steering cuts both ways. The refusal is scripted verbatim in English and Spanish and probe-tested on real calls in English, Spanish, and French; in her other seven languages she delivers the same substance, never a thinner version. And when a caller asks if she's an AI, she says yes. Every time.
Name, number, listing, financing, agent status, showing windows — saved the moment she hears them, not after the goodbye. Callers who hang up mid-sentence still leave a lead.
What you see here is a faithful recreation of that capture screen, drawn from real demo-call data. Call the line, say your piece, and your (fictional) lead lands the same way.
SHOWN WITH FICTIONAL DEMO DATAThe demo book is fictional on purpose. Your Eva reads your MLS.
Forty invented listings, invented agents, invented open houses — so a fair-housing probe never touches a real street. When a real office signs, the fiction is replaced by the one thing only you can authorize:
Your MLS's standard feed agreement — you already hold the membership; it's paperwork, not a project.
Your live inventory (RESO/IDX) becomes Eva's book — prices, statuses (active, contingent, pending), showing instructions, HOA facts, and open-house schedules, refreshed as the feed updates.
Every sign call, on your whole book, in your office's name — your agents' routing, your rental policy (quote them or refer them out), your rules.
The same receptionist already answers for working businesses — each vertical gets its own vocabulary, rails, and rig.
Real estate isn't the loudest phone in town — it's the most valuable one. The case, with sources:
The fastest way to evaluate Eva is the way your callers will meet her:
(772) 677‑9539Ask what a house costs. Ask what the seller will take. Ask in Spanish. Ask if she's a robot. Then ask us what she'd sound like answering as your office.
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